Okay, I know it’s their destiny,
but can we stop turning every orange cat into Garfield? Guys,
he can’t even move. What is he gonna do,
run me over with his rascal scooter?
That’s the least threatening cat I’ve ever seen.
Looks like he eats Buddha statues all day.
My man needs. He can have lasagna.
It just needs to be celery lasagna.
Let’s get that negative calorie lasagna.
I don’t think I’ve seen a non obese orange cat in like,
10 years. They don’t exist.