Pumpkin Square and Cookie Reviews: The Good, The Bad, and The Weird

I dropped a band on this week’s crumble, so hopefully they’re good. Can you guess the price? Pumpkin Square. Why does crumble not give forks? Look at that glaze. Just an unruly amount of pumpkin there. It just immediately turns the liquid in your mouth. And that frosting. Okay, this is one of my favorite crumbles ever. That is worth the 99 cent up charge. Well, time to take out a second mortgage, cause I’m gonna be buying more of these. 9.3 iced oatmeal, an underrated cookie. Weird complaint, but it’s hot. Like gonna. Okay, I do not like that. I like a cold cookie for this, so no. It’s a little bit slimy too. Like a two berries and cream. Ew. Why? That’s a no from me, dog. It’s got the berries, it’s got the queen. But that on an ice cold cookie? I hate the texture, man. Like, this is absolutely just weird in your mouth. One out of 10. S’mores brownie. It’s got a sexy backside, very chocolatey. Oh, not in my pumpkin square. It’s alright. And it did encapsulate what a s’more is. It’s like kind of crunchy. It’s got the soft melted chocolate and the melted marshmallow. But in my opinion, I would easily rather have a regular s’more. Like, this is kind of mid, so I give that like a four. We’re skipping milk chocolate chip. Boring. And we’re. Oh, and we’re wrapping this up with a peanut butter blossom that tastes so raw. What? I know a lot of these cookies are raw, but. Yeah, this tastes more raw than normal. So I don’t like the texture on this one, either. Like, it’s, like, way too soft. And that chocolate’s kind of fictitious. That one’s like a three. This wasn’t planned, but I rate these A1, A2, A3, A4. I’m gonna be in the bathroom sore. Hopefully next week’s better. But that Pumpkin Square, though. Elite.