Mars bars. They’re £1 to go. Pound to go. No, you get 12 Mars bars minis for £1. That works out 8 p each. These pizza crust things, you get eight boxes of them. Eight packs. Sorry. In a box. Pound. Four lots of that £1. Four lots of genuine Cadbury Milks. Pound. Squares, pound. Diamond bars, pound. Reese’s. POUNDPOUND. Eight pence. Mars Bar. Eight and a/2. Eight and a/2 p. Mars Bar. Sorry. Before somebody contradicts me, Mr. Kipling. Two for a quid. Yes. Today. Pound. Beef jerky, pound. Sensations, pound. Quivers, pound. Crisps, pound. You know what? Everything today is a quid. Pound. It’s all a pound.