Rainy Day Adventures and Love Island Struggles: A Day in the Life

Guys, I don’t know where it is. Raining. It’s raining out and there’s no clouds in the sky. Babe, it’s really cloudy. What are you talking about, cloudy? No, you guys, I. It’s cool. Like, the rain is cool. Okay? And also, since it’s raining and Miguel is in. Sorry if you can’t fucking hear me over the rain, buses and everything else going on in the background, let me speak up a little. Miguel is literally doing a wet T-shirt contest. I think people like it. Miguel just said he’s gonna buy me one of the Rolexes on the side of the road. Ah! Do you guys want to be in my video? You caught me in the nick of time. Hahaha! No, she’s got it bad. Hahaha! Our queen ljane is suffering. Suffering! Guys, I woke up this morning sick as fuck yet again, okay? My immune system has been in hell ever since I got back from Love Island. And if anyone has any tips on how to boost her back into normality, I would very much so appreciate that.