Love’s Divine Comedy: A Funny Tale of Celibacy for Attention

What’s, like, the craziest thing a guy’s ever done to, like, grab your attention? Like, you know, like, playing hard to get? I’ll go first. So one time I was dating this guy, and he was absolutely mad about me. I actually, like, Head Over Heels. So much so that he signed up to become a priest, and he, like, went fully celibate. Ha! And when I approached him about it, I was like, you know, like, why? Like, why you bringing up me? And he was like, no, you literally drove me to celibacy. Ha ha ha ha! So cute, like.