Inside the Extravagant Mansion: A Sarcastic House Tour

Today I’m doing a house tour. Because we all know none of you losers will ever be invited here. Let’s go. One, five, eight, four, three. Stop. This is take. It just takes a second. This is the grand foyer. It’s where we throw all the balls. Catch. I hate everyone here. Literally hate everyone here. I asked you for one thing. And this is our kitchen. Um, we have a private chef. Um, hi. Um, is it okay that you’re on camera? Yeah. Okay. A lot of you guys have been asking me how much I pay a month in rent. First of all, it’s none of your business. Second of all, it’s $30,000. Come on. This house actually used to be a fire station. I wish it still came with the firemen. They’re cute and stuff. Okay. And this is my room. Um, actually, then they didn’t. Then they didn’t. Oh, you’re such a bad camera.