Dramatic Encounters: The Tale of Mango and David Duchovny

Leave me alone! Leave me alone! Shut up, all of you! I can’t take it anymore! Night after night I dance for you in the clubs. But that does not mean you own me! There are so many men and there is so little. Mango, no! Shut up! I’m going to talk now. Goodbye, world! You can’t have it! The mango! What are you guys doing? He jumped! It was horrible! What are you doing? You! Somebody’s gotta save him! Oh, what шум hey, aren’t you David Duchovny? Yeah. You’re a true hero. Thanks. Hey, fella, how you feeling? Why did you do it? Why did you save me? Everything’s gonna be alright, buddy. Let’s move on. Hey, wait a minute. I didn’t even get your name. My name is mango. I don’t feel so good. God, I can’t believe that we’re finally here together at last. I know, honey. Tonight it’s just you and me. And a bottle of Mango. David! David! What? Will you get off my back? Will you stop hand pecking me? I’m gonna hurt you! David! David! It’s good to have you back on the today show. Thank you. Let’s. Let’s hear about this movie. The X Files movie. Um, I’m very excited about it. The, uh. The movie actually picks up where the series cliffhanger ends. There’s in the. In the movie there’s gonna be a lot of, uh. My mango! David, David, David, we’re talking about the movie. What is this, 60 minutes? I’m here to push my movie, so back off, flower. Get off my back. We’ll. We’ll be back with more of today right after this. And clear. What’s that about? We were talking about the movie. It was fine, and it I. Broker, broker! Broker, come here, please. Please leave Mr. Mango alone. I’ll be right back with your jello, Mr. Mango. Thank you. Ah, alone at last. But who is this man named M A N G O? M A N G O? M A N G O. Oh, mango is his name. Off! Time for your sponge bath, Mr. Mango. Yes, right here on my back. I got the little piece of. Hey, wait a minute. You’re not Dr. Henderson, huh? What are you? I saved your life, remember? My name is David Duchovny. David the who? What, what, who, what, what? Get away from me! I don’t like this, but I just thought. Oh, I don’t know. I just wanted to be near you. Can you catch a falling star without burning your hand? Can you put the sky in your mouth? Can you say to an earthquake, hey, hold still for a second. No. Such as mango. I guess I was wrong to ever think that I could have you. Yes, that’s right. Get out! But I saved your life. So what? I hate you! I’ll tell you what happens in the X Files movie. No, I want to be surprised. Now go! Back off! Don’t Fight over me? Don’t fight over me! Don’t fight over me! I’ve tried for years, for years to get a little piece of that mango. That manipulative little bitch. You’re better off leaving and never looking back. But why? Why can’t we have him? Can you paint the stars in the sky? Can you tell the thunder to be quiet? Can you take a rainbow and put it well. Well, you know. You know what I’m saying, right? Such as mango. I think I get it. Yeah. Such as mango. That’s what I’m saying. Goodbye, mango. Go on, let’s go. Goodbye. David Ducovny and John Goodman are to be mango. Why to be me? Why to be me?