Title: Unraveling the Myth and Reality of the Kia Boys: New Orleans’ Notorious Car Thieves

The question is, who are the Kia boys? The Kia boys are not one actual group. The Kia boys are what we referred to car thieves in New Orleans because they stole so many Kias that car insurance companies either one refuse to ensure a certain models of Kia because you can start them with a USB port or two. They raised your insurance so high because you lived in certain areas. Kia’s were very prominent in this stealing action. They can get in your car, they can start your car. They can do all that. They have the little card scanner. They’re going to get what they want from your car whether it’s a Kia or not. I’m not saying don’t bring a Kia. You could bring a G Wagon. They know how to start. They have the little scanners. They are professionals at what they do in the Super Bowl is a Super Bowl for them. They probably got a WhatsApp rolling. Group means ready. Preparing themselves to be able to take cars. The best car you can bring to New Orleans is no car. Get in an Uber. That still only makes you slightly safer because let’s say the Uber has to stop at a red light at some point. Still be your time. Don’t let it deter you though. The food is great in New Orleans. You’re gonna have a good time, gonna have a good drink. But, but, but there’s a little chance that you might, you know, Wanna take your boy