The Rise and Fall of Splitgate 2: A Veteran Gamer’s Disillusionment

Splitgate 2 is already ruined and here’s why. So I loaded up my first game buzzing to play the Alpha and everything starts off great. The game felt so smooth and I was frying the entire lobby until. Why am I already playing against people with TTV in their name? That’s it, game’s dead. It’s already ruined. The alpha hasn’t even been out for a week yet. Bro, I’m just an old man trying to have fun. I can’t even get out of spawn. I’m getting rolled by people who already have 200 hours in the game. But I can get sweaty too. Wait, maybe I should put TTV in my name.