Career Adventures: Confessions of an Underwater Certified Ceramics Technician

All right, man, I’ll take it. Numbers look great. What are the next steps? Um, so all we really have to do is just fill out a credit application? Yeah. What information you need from me? So just a few questions here. Um, what will be your birthday? Yep, August 12th, 1998. Okay, perfect. And then, uh, what will be your job title? Yeah, it’s a great question. I’m an underwater certified ceramic technician. I’ve never heard of that before. It sounds pretty cool. Yeah, it’s pretty intense, man. Nice. How’d you get that gig? I know people, that’s all I can say. Alright, it’s pretty, pretty. Hush, hush. I got you. Okay. Um, and then what will be like a income for you? Like, what do you make? It’s about 30,000. 30,000 a month? I’m in the wrong field, man. That’s actually annual. Oh, yeah. It’s a really rewarding career, but doesn’t pay as great as you think. Fair enough. Um, and then what’s the title of the place that you work at? Yeah, so the name of the company I work for, it’s. It’s a tough one to pronounce. It’s a Texas royal house. Okay, just so I’m getting that right, could you spell it for me? Yes. It’s A T E X A S R O A D H O U S E. Did you just spell Texas Roadhouse? That’s another way of saying it, yeah. Are you a dishwasher? I am. Nice. But the bank likes to hear The fancy terms. So let’s go with underwater certified ceramics technician.