Kristen Key’s Funny Bone Rider: A Comedy Show Behind the Scenes in Tampa

What’s up, everybody? It’s Kristen Key, and I’m in Tampa, Florida, playing the funny bone here. In fact, I’m gonna show you where I’m about to play. Come here. Right down there. That’s the female plate. Anyway, I just want to show you what’s what they give me, cause I have a rider, and that means I get to put my contract. Stuff I want, they have to give it to me. And so I asked for, you know, baller shit, like granola bars. Tonight they gave me. Let’s see what they gave me. They gave me 3 65 Organic Whole Foods granola bars. These are so good. Nature Valley. Those are so crumbly. Oh, if you, like, eat these on a plane. Oh, poor flight attendants. Anna make good chocolate drizzled. I’ve had these. These are. These are, um. They’re not. They’re not. They’re my favorite, but they’re not my least favorite. Um, so when the nice of thing they give me granola bars, I also ask for iced tea. Uh, this time they got me a 3 65 from Whole Foods brand black tea. And since it’s a theme, I think somebody went to Whole Foods. Very good. I’ve had several glasses. I’m very, very awake now. And I always ask for a fruit plate. Sometimes they just go to the grocery store and get me a fruit plate. Sometimes they cut the fruit themselves. Come here. Look at all this. Bananas, apples, watermelon, grapefruit, which I didn’t think I’d like. But I love it. Pineapple. If I eat all this, I will be so regular. Anyway, I think it’s great. I asked for it. They bring it anything I want. I should have asked for cats