Misunderstandings at Chili’s: A Tale of a Beef Tongue Sandwich Seeker

Good afternoon, sir. What kind of beef tongue? I’m sorry? What? Beef tongue sandwich. It’s what I want. Oh, uh, we don’t have that. What happened to your deli doesn’t have beef tongue? Sir, this is a Chili’s. Okay, great. That’s great. So everything here is spicy? No, that’s just the name of the restaurant. What restaurant? This restaurant. Okay, I’m gonna let you look at the menu, and I’ll be back. Cheeseburger. Okay. Extra onions. We can do that. Extra tomatoes. Great. I want my French fries double fried. Okay. And I want spicy mustard. I’m sorry, we don’t have spicy mustard, but we do have honey mustard. What kind of New York deli doesn’t have spicy mustard, sir? Again, this is a Chili’s. It’s a fast. What kind of name is Chili’s for a New York deli? Hello? Hello? Hello?