Office Day Chronicles: Microwaves, Internet Woes, and Printer Woes

quick reminder tomorrow is an office day it’s very important that we all come in for company culture Who’s lunch exploded in the microwave? is your internet working? no I know and I heard she’s gonna get fired Is the printer broken again? Did somebody eat my lunch?? is anybody having any luck with the printer? The second floor bathrooms out of soap again don’t use it print think I’m gonna get coffee and maybe take like a two hour lunch because these lights they’re giving me a headache yeah I’ll join the 4:00 he will be on it? oh he’s taking it from home on zoom perfect