Monkey Business: Exploring the World of Black Myth Wukong

Let me go and see what this black myth Wukong’s all about. As a Dark Souls veteran such as myself, you know, I don’t really have a hard time with action RPG. Oh! Oh, damn, bro, you got washed. He caught me by surprise. That’s all it is. I feel you. I feel you, man. Hey, you having fun, though? So far, yeah. Game is pretty sick. Start out flying on a Nimbus, then you go fight this god on a cloud, and it’s cool, man. I had no idea you hated women. What? Yeah, you hate women? Yeah. The game said if you review this, you can’t talk about politics, you can’t talk about female agenda. I, I admit that’s a pretty specific request. And here you are playing the game thinking women are beneath you. No, I, I, I never said that. I’m just trying to figure out how this monkey gets his powers back. I don’t see any inclusion. I don’t see any diversity. Three out of five, no diversity. What you mean? I’ve been fighting snakes, frogs, bears. Please do not tell me you’re like that other guy, man. Who? Hello, monkeys. Oh, brother. You talking about the game, right? Well, well, well. Look who showed up to ruin game. I had no idea you’d be checking this game out with him, but I guess monkey see monkey do again. He is talking about the game, right? Look how well my game did me. Mine 2 million Concurrent users game just came out. Your game? This game is part of my never ending battle against wokeness. And what is your definition of wokeness? Diversity? Don’t like it? Inclusion? Don’t like it. Living on a planet of apes? Don’t like it. We talk about the movie, right? This is not a win for you, dumbass. The developers in China do not care about your crusade against pronouns and bio people. This game is only doing well. It’s only succeeding the way it is, seeing the numbers it does because it ain’t got nothing to do with wokeness. Or it’s possible. We’re seeing the numbers because it’s just fun and China has over 2 billion people. Can y’all please leave? I’m just trying to do combos and pretend I’m Goku in the early days before he could blow up planets with one sneeze. This game sucks. Oh my god. The game is shallow. You walk 5 feet, you fight 5 enemies and then a boss. Then you do the same thing for 30 hours. Garbage. It’s not on Xbox man. Just get over it. Your mama is a fatty. Shit. The fall of the blue and pink haired people is today, ladies and gentlemen! This game is gonna take us to the Promised Land! The game where a monkey puts otters in the headlock! Yes! Put more women in this game or I’ll be writing an article. Go! Whoa, weird. It’s weird all y’all hate women. It’s really weird. Oh, every Time a new game comes out, the conversation has to devolve into something got nothing to do with the actual game. It’s about somebody politics. It’s about somebody’s agenda. It’s about somebody’s console. If you don’t like the game or whatever messages in the game, don’t play the game. It’s as simple as that. If you don’t like the reviewer or an article about a game, don’t read the reviewer article. It’s as simple as that. It’s okay being upset at something. It’s okay telling your friend you’re upset at something. What’s not okay? It’s commodifying hatred and creating some campaign of hatred towards people that ain’t even got anything to do with it. Can we just go back to playing video games as gamers? Whatever, man. I’m out of here. Too many blacks. I don’t think he was talking about the game. Oh.