Hoodie Dilemma: A Story of Procrastination and Comfort

I was, like, fully about to do, like, a sit down, get ready with me, the whole fucking shebang. I literally can’t find. I can’t find it in me to do it. I can’t get out of this hoodie. If I physically tried, like, I’m late. I’m looking at the time right now, and I’m supposed to be at an event. I have a work event tonight with co workers. We’re calling them now. Um, I can’t get out of this fucking hoodie. So now we’re in a dilemma. Okay. If anyone’s, like, heard of this brand, it’s called garage. I recently started shopping there. I’m so particular about my hoodies. Like, very specific about my hoodies. I’m in a hoodie 90% of the time. I don’t care if it’s 95 degrees out, I will be in a hoodie. But this one makes me feel like I’m, like, being hugged by, like, a baby kitten or, like, I’m on cloud and I don’t even know. Like, I’m on a cloud. I could fall asleep sitting up right now. But, alas, I digress. I must go to the work event. I gotta go. I’m, like, 30 minutes late. We gotta go.