Frenzied Negotiations: A Tale of Deals and Deception

You want a sky blue? Yeah. How much? 18 5. What year? 2020. You see it? 24 0. One at a time. Oh, it’s the old car. No. Why you gotta open it then? Don’t. It’s not for you. Let me see. 16 and 5. You gonna buy for you? Do you take offers or you’re one price guy? No, no, only one. Everything is available. If not for you, for someone else. Come, let me go, huh? Maybe 30 for both. It’s like I gotta wait on the welfare line over here. How much is this? I gave it to you for nine. It’s a blue face. Can’t go wrong. 8 hey, both 88. I’ll take both for sixteen. 80 816. No. Yeah. How much? Closing. How much? Huh? How much? Give me 15. Fuck it. You wanna feel special? 14 9 and I’ll buy you a bra. I don’t need a bra. I’ll give you one of mine. I’ll buy all three. One here. Oh, my god. Here we go. That’s why you say I like this like that. I’ll give you 30,500 for. I don’t know. I don’t know that. I don’t know. Tell me one I want. Okay? I’m not that educated dealing with y’all. How much is this? It’s not for you. How much? I sold it already. Why are you lying, bro? How much? 46,000, my ass. I bet you didn’t. If you got 46, I’ll do 30 fucking push UPS right now. Don’t Do 30, do 50. I’m telling you like this. I’ll buy you a meal, my brother. You got one illusion. I got a different illusion. That’s it. 9,000, 9,000, 9,000, 9,000, 9,000, 9,000, 9,000, 9,000, 9,000, nine, nine, nine. Okay, what? What do you wanna do? 16 for both? No, I’ll give you 30 for all. 30,500 for all three. What is that, 8, 8 and 14 5. No, I give you 14, 9, 86, 86, it’s cheap price. I’m giving you the price. Yeah, the guy has it on the chat. Wait. Tomorrow, today. I don’t need that. You wanna buy this tomorrow? 86, sell them all. Where am I going? Pay me in two weeks. Pay me in two weeks. Pay me when you sell it. I guarantee you’re gonna sell it. No, pay. Pay me in a month. I guarantee. Pay me when you sell it. That’s how much I guarantee you. I’m gonna take that over, my brother. But don’t give it to somebody. Don’t rent it and bring it back to me and tell me, Manny, I didn’t sell it. No. Let me get out of here, bro. Everybody got a story for a story. I’ll give you 16,000 for both. I don’t need it. Sold. This sold cheap. 42, 46, 8,000 each. You want it or no? 86, no. Everybody needs somebody. You’re not make me look bad, you piece of shit. You motherfucker, you. All you do is make me look bad, bro. Punching your fucking face, bro