Confessions of a Fabulous Baddie: The Reality of Being a Wife

To you guys, I’m this cool baddie, whatever. I love it. I love that you guys think that about me, okay? But to my husband, I’m a regular old bitch, okay? There ain’t not a damn thing change. So I get my nails done, okay? I’ve got them done for years. And I go to this nail girl, her name is Caitlin Rush. She works at Salon Bella in Beckley, West Virginia. She’s the fucking jam, okay? Slay. Ah, slay. Okay. Love that she did that for me. So my husband’s looking at my nails, and he ain’t saying nothing, and he says, who did your sig nails? My fucking what? My what? Yeah. Who did your cigarette nails? I could have done that for you. Honey, it looks like you just burnt your finger with a cigarette, and you did it. Okay, that’s enough for me today. Thank you for your opinion. That’s enough. So you guys think I’m good, all this stuff, um. But Trey reminds me I ain’t shit every day. Okay? But anyway, you guys, if you go to my nail tech again, her name is Katie. She works at Salon Bella. If you go to her and book her up, and I can’t get in there anymore, let me fucking tell you what. But y’all be always asking where I get them done. It’s Caitlin Rae. Love her. Love it.