Deconstructing the Chipotle Obsession: A Financial Wake-Up Call

Chipotle. How is Chipotle necessary anyway, whatsoever? What the fuck are you talking about? Chipotle is fuel. Fuel for power. Shut the fuck up and pack a damn sandwich. Protein shakes. I don’t like protein shakes. I don’t give a shit. You don’t like money, apparently. You don’t like having a financial future, apparently. Well, I think that’s why I’m here. That is not an answer. No, these were your actions. I am calling out your actions. That’s why I’m here. No, that’s not an answer. That’s not a get out of jail free card. You’re going out to eat every day of your life. So you. You’re negative. You’re missing your payments. You know why you had to borrow to move? Cause you’re going out to eat every second of your life. You have a million subscription, so I no longer have sympathy. Hundred fifty dollars. Church’s Chicken Filletty, Cotto’s Bistro. Chipotle. Every day, sometimes multiple times a day. So you