Confessions on Air: A Tale of Unrequited Love and Unexpected Resolutions

And that’s our show. Thanks for tuning in. See you guys next week. Signing out. Great show, guys. I, uh. Uh. Uh, what he means is, thanks, Jess. Jeez, man, why don’t you just talk to her? Yeah, right. What would I even say? That I’ve been in love with her since before we were born. Seriously, though, if you could tell her anything, what would you wanna say? Well, I tell her that she’s the most beautiful girl in the world. And that every night I sit in the same tree and watch her. And that I will always follow her. And. Hey, we’ve been on air this whole time. Wow. I had no idea. That was so sweet. So, what do you say? You wanna give this thing a shot? Not a chance. Plus, I’m dating Johnny now. I thought you knew. That was really brave, man. Way to go. I took guts. Well, next article for the school paper. Nice guys always finish last.