This game looks gorgeous. Oh my gosh! What is that? Are we gonna fight those things? What the fuck is that? The game opens. No shot! Dude, all I ever wanted was a life in my mountain free from you and your so called merits. Those high above don’t trust me. I understand that. And they send you and those knuckleheads to threaten me to obey and serve once more. I understand that too. But what I don’t understand is you bastards killing my kind. Oh, peppers! Scary peppers! No! What the hell was that? Stay back! Stupid dog! He’s a monkey of merit! This game is a monkey. So wild, Buddha once none other than me can challenge him to a duel. How about you bend the knees, admit the wrongs and we can put this behind us. Haha! Come at me, all of you! Oh god, what does that do? I don’t know what that does. Oh, I just made clone to myself. That’s so sick! Taste my axe! That’s a really big axe. Holy Dragon Ball Z! Dude, he just cut a mountain in half! That was awesome! Oh, he turned into a goddamn falcon! That is awesome! This game is wild! What the hell?