Eccentric Moments with Mom: A Collection of Humorous Reflections

Me watching my mom tell visitors that I’m a big egg. Ha ha Güey if she is my mom. When you leave and the horn is yours. Will you want something for your girlfriend? She is not my girlfriend, she is my life. What an ugly life. Don’t go too crazy at the premiere of jurassic world dominion. I ha ja Don’t go out, it’s ugly. The sun, the sun my mom. That’s where the rat fell. Me at 3 am. Are you coming to fuck or to make fun of my room? Reflecting on why I ate 15 empanadas and I wasn’t even hungry, Güey. Me in front of the mirror to know if I look handsome when I cry.