Surviving High School: Three Things Freshmen Should Avoid

Hey, these are three things you shouldn’t do when you go to high school. Look, man, I know a lot of people are starting high school now. A lot of freshmen are starting to go to high school and stuff like that. But listen up. If you’re a freshman, the first thing you shouldn’t do is take a dump in the school bathrooms. No matter what the fuck you do, no matter if you can’t hold it for your life, do not use the school bathrooms. The reason why I say this is because if a pair of guys or a pair of group of guys just pull up in the bathroom and they know the shoes that you wear, you’re cooked, you’re done. They first, I’ll throw wet towels. They might even throw a goddamn garbage can. You, bro? And they’re gonna be like, who is taking a shit? You’re cooked. Hey, the second thing you shouldn’t do when it comes to being a high school freshman is do not tell nobody who you fuck with or you mess with. The reason why I say is because if people find out who you messing with, they’re gonna start rumors about that person and then might start saying that she got a body count of 1,000. And then when once you hear that she got a body count of 1,000, even though it’s a lie, you finna start crashing out. And we don’t want that, especially in America, bro. You Know, we we trying to get on the news anymore. Hey, the last thing you should do as a freshman is wear any tik toker or any Youtuber merch to school, man. if you pull up to school on the first day of high school, man, you pull up with some YouTube ass porn as merch, man. Or some, you know, Tik toker as Charlie D’amelio as much. You’re getting cut, bro. You’re getting cut. How you a grown ass man wearing TikTok or a Youtuber march, now this is hard. This is hard. But if it’s, you know, dog, dog shit you did, you just heard to get roasted. But hey, well, swirl