Apple iPhone 16 Launch Party: Tailgating Outside Apple Park

Apple set out invites to their iPhone 16 launch today, and it seems that they might have forgotten mine. It’s okay, apple. We all make mistakes. But as a show of good faith, I’m coming anyway. This is definitely why they didn’t invite me in the first place. Here’s the plan. The event is on September 9th. So me and Carter just gonna show up outside of Apple Park and tailgate their event. We’re gonna do some grilling, get some burgers, dogs, barbecue. We’re gonna grab a TV for the event. Slip and slide, bounce house. Oh, yeah. This event is coming together. What else should we snag here? Oh, yeah, no, we’re just showing up with a spread. No. One of the chances we send invites to people that are actually going to the event and just have them come to ours instead. This party is about to be legendary. All time.