Defending Acoustic Covers: Debunking Myths and Embracing the Vibes on the Job Site

You don’t like acoustic freaking covers of classic songs? Find a new job site, dude, cause this is my radio. And you can threaten to break that radio all you want, but on this radio, on this job site with my boys, we play acoustic covers out here. Yeah, dude, I ain’t afraid to say it. And I’ll admit this, dude. I like the acoustic version of Simple Man. I don’t care what freaking Shinedown does with that rock version. Shine Down’s acoustic version of Simple Man, that’s the better version. Fight me right now. Dude, I do not care. You’re not gonna scream at me out here on this job site, in front of customers, being like, turn this crap off. I’m like, turn this crap off! This is not. This isn’t even an acoustic. And they’re like, that crap’s acoustic. I’m like, this is Nirvana unplugged. I think that’s a little bit above freaking acoustic, don’t you think? And then they go nuts when, like, they think like, oh, this girl singing a song, get her off of here. I’m like, dude, sometimes the girl versions of acoustic songs are clutch, dude. You don’t think they can sing freaking man in the box? Oh, dude, girls can crush acoustic versions of freaking man in the box.