Remembering Christian Bale: The Great Actor Who Played Batman

Name five actors who played Batman. Okay. And you go back and forth. You each get to go back and forth. Adam Beach on television. Is that true? The great actor that. I know that wrong thing. But also, um. Who’s the great actor? Who’s the great actor that played, um, Chaplin. And, um. You know, his father gave him fucking marijuana when he was a kid. He’s had a lot of issues, and he’s really brilliant. Robert Downey junior did not play Batman. He didn’t? No. My favorite actor guy. My favorite actor of my generation. You know, he was in that. Oh, he’s just great. Robin? No, no, no. The guy, uh. Oh, yeah. Daniel Day Lewis. No, not Daniel Day Lewis. He didn’t play Batman, although he’s a great actor. But this is the other great actor. I think he’s British, too. He’s great actor. Clint? No, no, Clint. No, the guy. Oh, Kevin Renaud. No, this is your favorite actor? I love this actor. He was in that. That Civil War movie where he had, like, one line in the whole movie, and he was brilliant. What does he look like? Oh, my god. He was in. He was in the movie about the. The thing in Boston with that massacre. The Boston Massacre movie. No, no, no, no. About the politics. Oh, Tony Hickens. No, this is a. This is horrible, and it’s humiliating, and you’re not allowed to share any of this. I’m now Gonna go over Spanish. Mom. Mom. Cause that’s supposed to be a good exercise for your brain. Is he white? Is he black? Is he a Hispanic? He’s a white guy. He’s a white guy and he’s Brit. He’s a Brit and he’s great. Is he skinny? Yeah. Yes. But he. But he also gets fat if he needs to be. He also gets fat if he needs to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he played Batman. He got fat in that. In that movie about, um, something I, I, I think about. Yeah. I don’t think it was about the priests. I think it was about the economy. Oh, short Moneyball. Oh, I know who he is. I know who he is. Who am I talking about? The guy who plays Batman. Yeah, he plays Batman. So what’s his freaking name? He’s. He’s such a good actor. He’s my favorite. He’s one of my favorites. He was in the Batman’s directed by Christopher Nolan. No, no, come on, help me. What’s his name? I’ll give you a hint. It rhymes with fish. Bin. Kale. It rhymes with fish. Been kale. Fish been kale. It rhymes with. Kiss him stale. Christian Bale. Christian Bale. Wow. I love you. I love you, Christian Bale. You are on the tip of my tongue every fucking minute. You are. He is the greatest actor. God forgive me for not remembering your name. He’s not. I remember your. Your. Your soul.