Dining Adventure: A Series of Unfortunate Restaurant Experiences

Went to the new steakhouse in town recently and to my horror they don’t have any vegetarian options that’s not very inclusive when I look this place up online it said they were only take out and delivery but I figured they could make a special exception since it was my birthday tell me why they didn’t offer me seating like I don’t know bring a table out from the back I wanna eat here went to a local dinner theater that’s been really popular because my girlfriends mentioned it but they’re so loud like I didn’t know they’d be interrupting my meal all the time they never stop talking I just wanna have a quiet experience I’ve never been to this restaurant and I never will be take the pride flag off of your window it’s annoying will not be returning because they refuse to give me their secret recipe it’s not that special I went here for my 45th birthday and they refuse to give me any kind of discount it’s my birthday doesn’t that matter son has been attached to his gerbil ever since we got him last week we tried to go out to dinner tonight but he wouldn’t leave him at home so I figured it’d be okay if he brought him in a little carrier why wouldn’t the restaurant let him sit at our table with us