Charming Encounters at Target: A Tale of Compliments, Laughter, and Welcome to 4 Way

You look wonderful. I adore your moustache. Can I tempt you into four way? I was making fun of your clothing. Oh, but you’re making fun of my clothing because you know that I can take a joke in the spirit you intended. You know, I’m confident enough to have a bit of ribbon. I love it. Haha, hell yeah. Haha, go with it. Not bad at all. Haha. Never change, sir. Never change. I am dressed for anything. So are you. I love it. I love it. I used to be dressed for anything. No, you still are, I’ll tell you that. Exactly. Sleep in a cell on one arm. Yes. Sleep in a cell in one arm. Ah, son of a man. Exactly. Right on your toes. Always. That’s a tough one. Welcome to 4 way, sir. What are you. What are you asking for? I’m from an organization called the Greeters Guild. What is it? I provide customer service. Ad hawk. It’s all run by a chat called Yan Mulberry. For what? What kind of service? Just to welcome customers, make them feel a bit better about themselves. Welcoming me into the store? Absolutely. Welcome. Welcome to the 4 way, sir. Have a best time. I’m glad that you’re enjoying it so much. Exactly. All of that. I love you, sir. I love you more. I’ll keep an eye on your wheelchair, all right, Sir. Fridays you did get me. Welcome to 4 way, sir. I kept I kept an eye on your wheelchair. It was fun for me as well. Have a great day. You’ve got a good moustache. And your cheekbones are very high. Thank you. You’re welcome. It’s an indelible fact. I, I missed that last part. I said your cheekbones are high. On me? Yes. Oh, you made me laugh. Thank you very much. You’re a champion. Good ice box, Carrie. Sir. Best one I’ve seen all day. You got your sports drink. You’re gonna work out until you’re the size of that jacket. I love it. You have the best day. Welcome to target, sir. You have lovely, easy going eyes. Clearly have a nice nature. Madam, you have a wonderfully measured walk. If I may say, you’ve got a perfect weight distribution. Allow me to get the door. Welcome to target. I hope you get everything that you need today. Oh, the three of you are adorable. Or terminal glamour. Beautiful. Get in there. Everything. After you, madam. Sorry I’m making you dark. It’s an accident of circumstance. So I’m not going to make you, uh, Lombarda underneath my arm. I’m trying to help, but I’m more of a hindrance. Aren’t you cold? Am I cold? Am I cold? No, but I appreciate your empathy. Hey, you have a nicer one to command. I see you. You’re unsure of where you’re going now. It’s that way. Thank you for shopping at target. Good Lord, you cleaned this out. It’s quite the Party! I’m enjoying your percussive improvisation, sir. Have the best time at target. Welcome to target. Can I just advise, if you buy any clothes, uh, I would advise you to hang dry them. Tumble dryers are a mind filled with our staff. We’re good for 3 to 5 wears. Awesome. Thank you. Oh, sorry I allowed the door to close on you. I’ll never forgive myself. You have earned that hot drink. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. What? What did you say? You’ve earned that drink. You deserve it. I believe you. You needed to blow your nose, but you had a tissue at the ready. Fabulous organization, Madam. Chad, there’s a sign chasing you. Got you. I tried to warn you. I’m sorry. I hope it didn’t do too much damage to your ankle. Serial killer workman. How are you? Good. Yes, not bad. And that was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever seen. You shook your hair out of your eyes like a. Like a model. I love it. Get in there and return that box. This place is new. How come I never remembered? I. I’m not sure why you never remembered, Madam. Maybe you’ve been here under the influence of. But what I would say to you is, please get in there, put your shoulders back, smash everything up. They say you have wonderful posture. Welcome to target. Now, if. If you’re buying wool items, they do ball up, but who needs them after The first date. You know what I’m talking about. Get in there.