The Minivan Debacle: A Comedy of Unexpected Dreams and Reluctant Acceptance

Michael got his dream car. What? Again? Wait, what do you mean? You. You already bought him a pickup truck? No, no, years ago, we sold the truck. It turned out not to be his dream. Oh, there’s a new dream. He’s got his new dream car. Okay, what is it? I hate it. Oh, I absolutely hate it because you guys. Cause it’s your husband’s dream. Yeah. Oh, he’s happy. Eww! EWW! It’s a minivan. No, no. What? It’s not. Okay, wait. I switch teams. I’m on your side. Yeah. I did not see this coming. Why? Why you guys be here? Has dreamed of a minivan for years, like, even before we had kids. He was trying to get me on the minivan train, and so I finally caved. I’m like, okay, it makes sense. We have two kids. We were driving at home, and he just kept turning to me with this huge, goofy grin on his face. Oh, no. And he’s like, do you love it? Do you love it? And I’m just. I’m like, I like it. Yeah. We’re taking up two lanes of traffic. I love it. Oh, everyone’s passing us. No one wants to be behind me. No speed. We could go 90 miles an hour and people would still pass us. Because they hate being behind a minivan. Does it. Does it have the TV screen? No. And it’s not as comfortable as everyone says. And he even made me try out Every single seat. There’s seven different seats and I. Everyone. I’m like, I still am not on this, so. So what’s your plan to, like, destroy this thing secretly? It’s like, if you see it on Facebook Marketplace, make me a good offer. Okay. And we’re just gonna tell him it got stolen, do we? I mean, is that safe? That makes sense. I just. I don’t wanna ruin his high, but. Oh, I could help with a hit and run. Oh, yeah. Haha. Alright. We’re gonna team up. This thing. This thing is such a beast. It’s gonna win. Oh, god. Or he’s gonna do the insurance thing and get a bigger, better minivan. Oh my god. He’s like, do you want to drive it to work tomorrow? And I’m like, haha! He’s like, you bring it in. He goes, you don’t want to show everyone. I’m like, haha, awesome. We’ll play tag in it. Okay.