Browsing through Ghosty Mugs and Scarface Socks: A Shopping Adventure

Ghosty mugs. Where are you? They have Scarface socks. Oh, look at all these plates, y’all. My mom got these the other day. They must have been picked through. Um, he’s cute. I’m gonna get him. But they even have Beetlejuice socks. You’re fucking kidding me. Y’all, what the fuck? The way? I would have paid $5 at Walmart for these. I wonder what else they had. Oh, those are cute. You’re kidding me. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen these. They’re kind of cool. The little soaps are kind of cute. Spooky. I have not seen all the pillows at one store yet. They’re all so cute. These are $5, though. Bougie as fuck. Y’all, I can’t take the lid off, but, like, a crack. But I smell them all. They all smell pretty good. How stinking cute. You need it. I already have it. Of course. Let’s see if we see anything new down the beauty aisle. I’ve never seen this edge and braid gel. Cute and pink. I’ll try them. I don’t think I’ve ever seen these cleansing cloths. They’re compared to Cetaphil. This is compared to Neutrogena. Y’all, have we tried this? And have y’all scanned it on the yuca app? Let’s see if we see anything new down the snack aisle. These aren’t super new, but I’m literally obsessed with them. I don’t think I’ve ever seen these starburst drinks. And there’s an orange one also. Y’all, I just heard the 3D, but, like, The. I think it’s the cotton candy version. Tastes just like an Alani. The purple cantaloupe. I was gonna do, like, a little taste test for you, but I don’t see it. But I’m looking for that one. The Candy Land snack bowls. How cute. All right, let’s go home.