Whispers of Passion: An Unexpected Encounter in the Boudoir

Men, you have to start making noise in bed. I am definitely the wrong person to say that to. Oh, holy shit. Yeah, just like that. Holy. Oh, my pickle! What a lot of dub dub. A pickle wreck, Haji. Summer. What? What the fuck? Summer? What the fuck? This. This feels weird. This feels weird. Stop! Be sure to squeeze out the last of the. Honey, you are Stephen Hawking’s bitch. Oh, yeah. Ha ha ha ha! Now be a good girl and go get me a towel. Oh, he’s nice. He said clean. He no clean. I clean. Right there, love. What? Why is the room gone? Holy shit. After I’m done with you, you’re gonna have to borrow my wheelchair. Hmm. I would like to finish, but I have an appointment with Nancy. Well, I. Buttercup, I tell you what. I bet you can bend and go and suck a golf ball through a fucking garden hose. Girl, I tell you what. You done made me happier than a puppy with two packers.