An Accountant’s Quirky Carpet Dilemma: The Tale of Ben Gotlieb in Tucson

I don’t think the, uh. Oh, yes. I just wanna. Ben Gotlieb in Tucson. He’s an accountant. Ben Gotlieb in Tucson. Jesus Christ, here we go. Oh, my Christ, Ben, has somebody cleaned this carpet? Because usually it breaks to the left. Damn it. Don’t worry about that. Damn it.