You guys, I just found this airtag. Dad! What? What’s this? That’s my airtag. I don’t know how to open it, even. That’s why I need to open things. It says Airtag Keychain. I’ve never seen anything like this. How do you do it? I keyring. No, that’s pretty misleading. No wonder it was so cheap. The Airtag’s expensive? I thought. What a deal!