okay I’m on a road trip through Nowheresville America and I have a potentially stupid question for people from small towns has anyone ever been to a Second Baptist church like is there a Second Baptist church because every time I go through there’s a First Baptist Church there’s a First Presbyterian Church there’s a first like Methodist church but is there a second like what happens if someone has an affair with the pastor’s wife and they have to change churches do they change religions or is there another church because I’ve never seen one and I’m Catholic so I don’t really understand we just have a plethora of saints to choose from I’d pick the one that I resonate with the most it’s Saint Anthony he’s the patron Saint of lost causes so like for real has anybody ever been to Second Baptist Church? I need to know