Sneaky Bride and Bagel Reviews: A Culinary Comedy

What’s my bride doing over there? She’s sneaking the rest of that bagel. Mm hmm. It’s good. Here we go. Here we go. Come on, Vic, give another review. No, I’m not. I’m sitting here in the corner, minding my own business, having my food. What? Greatest reviewer ever to walk the face of the earth. Let’s see one of your classic reviews. It’s good. Delicious. Oh, it’s fabulous. It’s fabulous. It’s spectacular. In the history of the world. It’s mouth watering. In the history of the world, a monkey could do a better review. Oh, my lord.