So get this. My buddy was telling me men and women can’t be friends. What? Isn’t that insane? That’s ridiculous. Like, why not? He said like one of the friends always secretly wants something more. Haha. Oh my god. Oh haha. Yeah, I mean, it’s not that funny. No, but it’s stupid and it’s not true at all. Right? Yeah, that’s what I told her. Like, the thought of us kissing underneath the warm starry sky makes me wanna vomit my organs out. Yeah, that’s the most insane thing I’ve ever heard. Anyways, I gotta go, I got a date tonight. Ew, who would date you? Not me. That’s sick. Okay, just chill. Sorry. It’s just the thought of us getting married underneath the moonlight makes me wanna unalive myself. You’re being weird. And that’s exactly how I feel about you and nothing more. Um, I gotta go. So we’ll see you around? Good, cause you smell and you’re disgusting. And even the thought of having your babies makes me wanna double knot my tubes. I think she knows. He definitely has no idea.