NBA Trade Rumors: Bulls Offer Zach LaVine to Warriors, Spurs Interested in Chris Paul, Kings in Talks with Pelicans for Brandon Ingram

There’s some breaking news in the NBA today. The Bulls offer Zachla being to the warriors for Wiggins and Chris Paul. Warriors said no and just wave Chris Paul instead, bro. The Warriors front office wants Curry to end his career on a non playoff team. This is criminal. You will leave. You may. I know Levine ain’t what he used to be, but good Lord, you don’t want him so much that you cut one of the players in the trade that was offered. Speaking of Chris Paul, the Spurs are very interested in signing him. We can’t let the Chris Paul curse touch Wendy. Adam Silver, stop this. I’m stopping it myself.

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Gross. The Kings are currently in trade talks with the Pelicans for Brandon, Ingram and Etina, a big 3 of Fox, Sabonis and Ingram is terror. Fine. But king’s fans, let me remind y’all, Brandon Ingram is one freaky ass dude. We need him back for the stress run. You got Saturday and Sunday you got. Right.