Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry. How can I help? Wrong number. Ignore everything I said. This is a normal school. No, yeah, I do understand your frustration with the House Cup results. Mister Dumbledore just seems to fancy 3 of our year sevens. No, no, I understand your concerns, but when Hagrid said he was gonna take your child for the ride of his life, I, I think he meant buckbeak. Yeah, yeah. No parents can come to watch the Triwizard tournament. I, I wouldn’t bother, though, if I’m honest. Right. And your daughter says he’s overly strict on the length of skirt policy. Okay, thank you. Wondering why Moody again? Oh, that’s strange. Um, is your son taking home an invisibility cloak by chance? Oh, apologies. Good luck with the surgery. I’ve heavily misunderstood. Transparent. Yeah, hi, just ringing because under dietary requirements, Draco was put Death Eater. No, that actually is the problem, because it wasn’t sex education, and the professor actually said, get your patronus out. Yes, and the swish and flick was unbelievably unnecessary.