Adventures in the Hamptons: Labor Day Weekend Escapades

Come with us to the Hamptons, guys. We’re here for Labor Day and I’m so fucking excited. I’m djing. But of course, we start off the trip with being late to the airport. Guys, we got there 45 minutes before our flight was taking off. We are checking in. This lady was like, you guys are gonna miss your flight. And she was the sweetest, most amazing person ever. She walked us all the way through security and, like, literally gave us a hug when we left. I was like, oh, my god, you are just giving the best energy ever. Everyone is always like, Mia, like. And Xandra like, how are you? Okay, like, travelling 24 7. I was like, I don’t think you guys understand, like. And Mia could be, like, rotting in hell and we would have a good time. Did you guys know you can’t rent a car if you’re under 25 years old? Because I did not. So I booked a car. I got a Jeep Wrangler, and I go up there to, like, pick it up and I like, babe, you’re 23. And I was like, oh, my god, what the fuck? I got this Avis guy was actually amazing, and he give us this 4 runner, and I feel like a bonus bitch. We went to Southampton, we got Cedrella Jack’s coffee, and now we’re at our house. I’m so excited for this weekend. Let’s rip.