A Comedy of Fashion Faux Pas: The Embarrassment of Baggy Compression Clothes

There is nothing more embarrassing in this world than walking out of your house with baggy clothes that are supposed to be compression clothes. And both genders are about to catch strays here. If you ever walk out your house with a baggy compression shirt on, just head your ass back inside bro. Today is not your day. One of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever seen. I had this girl added on Snapchat and she posted a picture of her boyfriend wearing a compression shirt. But it was baggy. It wasn’t compressed at all. Haha who gonna tell her? I mean it’s our go baby, so who gonna tell her? Let me be clear. Ain’t nobody want a man that can’t fill out his compression shirts. Bro. It’d be the worst when they caption it you can’t take my man’s honey. Nobody fucking wants them. Don’t even get me started on baggy Nike Pros. You are a level 5 wearing level 40 clothing. That shit is so embarrassing. Honest to god it’s just embarrassing wearing Nike pros or PSDs to school. If you’re a girl, you already know. One, they’re a Bop 2. They probably smell. On a more real note though, the only time I’m like maybe letting it slide is if they’re wearing a compression shirt or compression shorts in the gym because at least they’re trying to better themselves in there.