I need you. I need you to be my best friend right now and tell me which two out of these three dresses to take on my cruise. Can’t decide. I’m a terrible judge of what looks good on me, what’s not. I got all three of these on the TikTok shop, and I need you to decide for me. Okay, this is the first one. This is the body con dress that’s kind of going viral right now, and I. I really, really like it. Look at this. Huh? Huh? Like, it really cinches you in. I have zero undergarments on. I picked the green cause of my red hair, but look at the butt. Really makes you look cinched. So this is option number one. What do you think? It’s very thick, double lined. I really like this one. Okay, this one’s like hot pink. The color is a little changed on the video, but I would have to wear some nips. That’s the back. This is the front. This is really, really fun. It is not double lined, but it is thick, and, I don’t know, you can also take this and lengthen it down if you want. So option No. 2. Okay, I already know this is, like, the last option. Like, I probably won’t choose this because I can’t get the zipper up in the back, but look how fun. How fun is this? Why are these so long? Where are they supposed to go? Um. Oh, and number three. I’m really pasty. Beautiful pasty, but I’m really pasty. I would wear some hose with this. These are shorts. I don’t know. Are the first two okay for formal night? I tend to have more fun with formal night, so just let me know. Okay. Love you. Bye.