Comparing Professions: NBA Mascots, Garbage Men, Teachers, Fortune Cookie Writers, Youtubers, and Doctors

Who makes a higher annual average salary, an average NBA mascot or a garbage man? While the NBA mascots at the top list get paid a ton, we’re going average, though. I feel like it’s like the average of mascots, so the high end carries a little bit, you know? Yeah. Yeah, you’re right. There’s also mascots that get paid, like, nothing. I will take sanitation services. Well, it’s called the Garbage Man’s Act. Okay. Probably called sanitation worker. You’re incorrect. Average NBA mascot makes 60 K per year, and the garbage man makes about 44,000 per year. Mascots need a raise. What about a teacher in the USA or a fortune cookie writer? Fortune cookie writer. I didn’t know it was a job. I can’t go that. I’m gonna go teacher in the USA. But now you’re gonna be like, no, the fortune cookie writer. And I’m gonna be like, teachers need to be paid more. So what’s your pick then? Teacher. Okay, you’re correct. Yes. They make about $72,000 per year. A fortune cookie writer makes about 60 K per year. Solid job. What about a Youtuber with 1 million subscribers? Or a doctor? I’m gonna go a doctor. Doctor. You think? As a Youtuber with a million subscribers, not all of them make as much as you think they do. You’re incorrect. A doctor makes 363 K per year. And a Youtuber with 1 million subscribers apparently makes 415,000 per year. I wish we were making that much money. On YouTube? That’d be sick.