Conversations with Cody: A Playful Banter Over Bacon and Life Observations

Cody, go easy on the salt. Too much salt. Cody. Ah. Do you stand there and eat? Do you ever sit down and eat? Cody? I eat at restaurants cause I don’t have a place to stand up. You eat there? Yes, I sit down at a restaurant because I don’t have a place to stand up. I don’t know why I stand up. I just didn’t enjoy it. Plus you can get more in cause it’s all straight up and down, you know? Got any folds in your intestines? Second question of the day. Folds in your intestines? You got folds in your intestines no matter what. Second question is, are your eggs perfect? They are perfect today. You did an excellent job. They’re perfect every day. But. And do you. Do you like how I gave you three donenesses of bacon to choose from? Yes. Okay, last question is, are you happier since you’ve lost weight? Everybody says you look and act so much happier. I wasn’t unhappy before. I think I have. I don’t think I’ve changed the way I act. I might maybe a little. But it’s not because of weight loss. It’s because maybe a little bit of I started treating you better. No. What’s the word? Maybe. I felt a little conviction. Does not everybody understands our relationship and the way we Jack around with each other. So are you trying to say you’ve treated me nicer? No, I just try to pay attention. To what I say and how I say it, so people don’t take it the wrong way and, like, oh, that Christian guy over there. Look at him. LA, LA, LA. So I’ll just. Hmm. That’s delicious. Thank you. I’ll keep ranching.