Pass the Phone: A Collection of Quirky Character Introductions

I’m passing the phone to someone who loves reggae way too much. Pass the phone to somebody with the best hair. I’m passing the phone to someone who’s the most emo. I’m passing the phone to the person who’s the most shy. Dylan! Dylan! Dylan! I’m passing the phone to the biggest dad in the fam. I’m passing the phone to a cowboy. I’m passing the phone to someone who sharted playing Pokemon Go last week. I’m gonna pass the phone to somebody that’s nice and high. What? I wanna pass the phone to somebody who’s just like the sickest, dopest, sexiest dude in the world. What’s up?