Oasis have confirmed that up to 86% of their gig tickets specifically Gen Z women after many of their older male fans were weird fucking gatekeepers according to frontman Liam Gallagher since the announcement of their reunion tour there has been an outpouring of old sad men complaining that mainly women and young girls should not be allowed to go to any of the concerts unless they can name at least three of the songs and it can’t be wonderwall by doing this they’re hoping to ensure that the unmatched brilliance of Oasis can only be heard by people 28 years and older and but when that generation dies nobody else will ever be able to enjoy their music again fortunately and somewhat surprisingly the Gallagher brothers have sought to fix this misogyny by putting out a statement saying Oasis is for all not just for men of a certain age who can only get off by making up imaginary young women to be mad at so to correct this we’re making 86% of all of our gig tickets only purchasable by women this is the equivalent amount to the pound that women make compared to men over the lifetime in the UK so men if you sort this out and the number decreases your ticket allowance will increase sounds fair to us slay men over 40 have begged Prime Minister Keir Starmer to call an emergency COBRA meeting