In Defense of Authentic Cheese Sayings: The Absurdity of ‘Say Cheese!’

The one that’s really annoyed me, and this is literally annoyed me since I was like a toddler. So when people take a photo and they go, say cheese! And everyone goes, cheese! What? Why are we behaving like that? That is not how people say cheese. This is how people say cheese. Cheese! What’s wrong with all of us? You’re not in the supermarket pushing the trolley. Excuse me, mate, do you work here? I’m looking for the cheese. I think it’s all 4 for cheese. You want salt and vinegar or cheese and onion?