Raging Against Caillou: A Fierce Battle with Hilarious Commentary

Oh, no, no! Stop with the oh no’s! Ain’t no way a Caillou motherfucker is gonna beat a bear, okay? So let’s go! I don’t feel bad anymore. I was gonna have to pull my punches when you were Caillou, but now, I don’t know. Oh, why is everybody’s Raiden’s cousin in this fucking game, bro? It fucking retracts! This guy fucking sucks! I’m moving as fast as I can! For the love of god, dude, I have blood armor! Get this motherfucker! I got him! How do I hurt him? How do I fucking hurt him? it’s kind of hard to beat this guy when he’s a fucking Golden Nugget! Okay, okay, I’m learning. I’m fucking learning! I’m learning! How did that happen? It’s a bunch of bullshit! There we go, boys! Fuck his ass up! I’m so tired of Caillou! Go to hell and be gone, motherfucker!