Negotiating Prices and Trust Issues: A Humorous Exchange Over Contractor Buckets

And what are you. Is. Is this your stuff here? What are you asking on these little bucket in the bag over here that you can. I don’t even know what they are, these things. You don’t know what they are? I definitely don’t know what. No, I’m just kidding. I know what they are. They’re a contractor bucket. Okay. What are you asking on them? 20 bucks each. 20 each? Okay. Yes. Oh, obviously. They’re brand new. What if this one didn’t have a price? Dollar. And this one, I think, says 10 on it. Yes, sir. And you want 20 each? Yes. And I’m really not negotiable because they’re really a lot more than that. Are you negotiable if I buy all of them? So all of them for eighty. I buy every one of them. I’ll give you 10 for this and a dollar for that. 91 buck. How about 100? And 100 for all of it. And then non negotiable. There we go. Now you’re gonna think I’m nuts. Oh, my god. You’re gonna pay me once. Is that okay? That is fine. Are you sure? As long as I get to count it. you can count it. And. What? Actually, you should count this because I might have pulled out a dollar Bill or two for paying somebody else. Was that for last night? You ended up getting too tired. Oh, yeah. I’m glad you did. I don’t know him that well. So that’s funny, but I thought it. Those are the things you think and keep to yourself. Exactly. Oh, you know what? I have more than I thought. And then I’ll give you 70. I’m gonna recount this just to make sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So 20, 40, 60, 70. You got a pile over there. Probably buy something. Is that good? Count it. No, no, you’re fine. You’re fine. No, you need to count it. you’re fine. You’re good. You don’t trust me? I trust you. It’s okay. It’s all thing, you know. Don’t trust these guys.