Portal to Mars: A Boy’s Journey through Space and Time

I’ll tell you the story. One day a little boy was walking down the street. And suddenly he saw a big giant portal. And the portal LED to the sewer. And then chunks and chunks and chunks and chunks of little house came into the portal. And then I got sucked in. And then I was holding onto a piece. And then I got sucked in again till I got to the end of the poodle, which is in Mars. Two pieces. Two chunks of this house. Squeeze me. I couldn’t get to Mars. I’m back. Had to take a rocket ship back into earth. I followed the same portal which leded 800 miles away from earth, past space. And then. Poops