Beauty Review: Testing Smile Line Gel Patches and Lavender Hydrogel Sleep Face Mask

This cannot be correct. If this poor, tired face does not tell you the week that I’ve had, then let me just say it is been a week from hell and back twice over, okay? So I thought, what better time than now to try out some products that are supposed to be a little traveling time machine for my face? I have these smile line gel patches infused with green tea. And then I also have the lavender hydrogel sleep face mask. These are supposed to help my troubled areas that I have. If you cannot see, I have whole entire ass suitcases under my eyes, and they are dark. I look like Batman. I do not like these smile lines. I don’t even smile that much. Why do I have these? I’m not a happy person. I’m afraid Botox is gonna be the only thing that fixes these. But for five quarters, I thought, why not? Let’s go ahead and give them a whirl. So we’re gonna go ahead and put these on. Now that my face is clean, prepped, and ready for bed, we’re gonna put these on, go to bed. I like to sleep with these types of things on as long as I possibly can. They say leave them on 10 to 20 minutes, but I’m leaving these suckers on as long as I need to to fix these problems. Let’s put these on, go to sleep, come back in the morning and let you Know if they work? Oh, no. What in the world? What in the hell is going on here? What in the name of Zeus? Hello? This cannot be correct. What in the hell is going on here? Who made this? Now I’m just freaking irritated, honestly. Like, please be a normal mask now that these have slid halfway down to the crack of my ass. Okay. Hello? Where the hell did that go? It’s literally missing. Found it. Okay, now that I look like some sort of Neanderthal from Batman, let’s go ahead and try to go to sleep without making any sudden movements, because all hell is gonna break loose. If this does not work in some way, shape or form, I’m calling human resources. Okay, so it is the next morning, and as you can see, I’m literally just waking up. And these fine line masks were a little difficult to keep on. They were already peeling up, and the lavender face mask did kind of wrinkle when I slept, so I was worried it would leave indentations. But as you can see, it came out pretty decent. It actually was much better than I expected. My face has a really nice residual glow to it. And correct me if I’m wrong, please, but I feel like I can actually see a noticeable difference in the smile line area. Do you guys notice a difference? So, final thoughts, were these user friendly? Absolutely not. They were very difficult. To get on. But I’m not mad at these. For five quarters, I feel like I do see a slight improvement. And if these are your troubled areas, I would give these products a try.