From Bottom Shelf to Top Shelf: A Comedic Journey of Sobriety and Quality Drinks

I don’t drink anymore. When I do, I drink that top shelf liquor. Right, guys? What is that? Smirnoff. That shit’s ass. I don’t drink as much anymore. When I do, I drink top shelf Shreddies. Have you had Shreddies? No. You never actually. Ready? Are you guys. Are you 21? Yeah. You look like you’re 19. I’m jump fuck with you. I’m fucking with you. Start drinking that top shelf liquor, baby. What is this shit? Bottom shelf. Bottom shelf action. Let’s go! Happy Friday. Great Labor Day weekend. Let’s run it.